The Vikings: The Preseason Camp

Discussion in 'Archive of Seasons Past' started by Snake, Oct 12, 2009.

  1. Snake A Vago

    A strange felling spreads across the Viking training field today. Possibly because of the grounds man is burning his acres of cannabis because of his drug induced paranoia. No, I Believe it is how quickly the players on and off the field are able to click. The new players have fitted in as they have been in the team for years.
    Manero- president, coach, part-time debt collector and player said, when asked how the team has gelled so well together. ‘’I believe it is our preseason camp when we trained Scandinavian highlands. I came up with the most brutal training regime I could muster without breaking about 42 of occupation health and safety and contract laws. I only broke 5 just quietly.''
    The hike to the summit was one of the most brutal run I have ever witnessed. All players struggled, some almost die. At one point DW Lewis reached a 25m vertical cliff, climbed it with ease. He reached the top. His Jewish ways kicked in when he dropped a 5 dollar note. While trying to regather it he plummeted to the bottom. He didn’t seem bothered considering that he had broken rib that pierced through his skin and shirt. He was more interested in finding that note.

    M Perry and C Man tried to hitch a ride, trying to catch a ride on a mountain goat. Unable to apprehend the goat they continue walking till they reach a road. C Man carjacked some rich couple and followed the road till they reached the summit.
    Read and Vago appeared to be the first to reach the top, but saw Dempsey and Manero have already set up camp.
    ‘’How did you get up so quickly!’ asked Read
    “Chairlift” replied Bedsey. Before sinking his teeth into a leg, which appears to be a mountain goat.
    ‘’I said get too the summit, I never said hike to the summit.” laughed Manero.
    While Manero and Bedsey burst into laughter. Read fainted. Vago wattled off to Bedsey tent and released the contents of his stomach inside.

    The next day the team woke up in the middle of blizzard. The team packed up quickly and prepared to walk to nearest resort which was 40 miles away across a vast snow desert with the snow blazing it was almost inevitable for the team to get lost. Dave grabbed a long rope and tied around the rest of the team and told Bender to lead because he was born to do this shit. Bender with his squinty eye could see through the snow perfectly, like he had thermal.

    The blizzard eased after 15 miles into the trip. The team decided to rest for 10 min.
    The team gathered around AVA because he was the one holding the supplies.

    “WHERE THE **** IZ THA FOOD ****!” Jeffy screamed.
    “I don’t know I couldn’t see shit when the blizzard started so grabbed everything I could.

    A look of frustration hit the group. An argument broke out. Jeffy was just staring at AVA as he fights off numerous members of the team. Jeffy continue staring at him eerily, it’s like a stare that a pitbull has when it has its eyes nice raw stake.
    “WE HAVE NO ****ING CHOICE WE HAVE TO EAT AVA!” Jeffy screamed.
    He starts running a AVA frothing from the mouth, it take five guys to contain him. Jeffy calmed down. Hungry, tired and irritable the team press on towards the resort.

    The Vikings raped and pillage and consumed every natural resource in that resort. Manero being surprisingly generous gave the team a 2 day break before they start training.
    We are unable to give you details what went on. But all I can say the chemistry of the team changed. Manero broke them and build them into something completely new.<O:p</O:p
    Anything but a premiership will be deemed a failure for this proud club and there no doubt they will achieve it.
    Last edited: Oct 12, 2009
  2. Colesy BL Hornby

    Shittest article, i read the first line and gave up.

    Shit team too.
  3. Snake A Vago

    No one cares what you think.
  4. Colesy BL Hornby

    No one cares for this article either.
  5. Snake A Vago

    I don't give shit if they do or not tbh.
  6. Colesy BL Hornby

    Then why waste your time?

    Such a joke of a club.
  7. Callum CJ Laing

    The fact there is a spelling mistake in the first 3 words makes me not care.
  8. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    Vikings are champions, and will take home the title. There is no greater team in SR history.
  9. Snake A Vago

    Because it my ****ing role, it took 20min if you don't want to read it, **** off and go troll in another thread.
  10. Callum CJ Laing

    The Chiefs were a greater team than the Vikings.
  11. Colesy BL Hornby

    Yeah, your trophy cabinet to confirm......

    Oh wait..
  12. Colesy BL Hornby

    Thats 20mins of your life wasted.

    Pathetic attempt at an article from a pathetic attempt of a club.
  13. Snake A Vago

    Righto care on mate.
  14. Colesy BL Hornby

    Care on?

    Learn to construct a sentence you half wit.
  15. Snake A Vago

    The nothing wrong with it your just finding excuses to lead me into a ****ing pointless argument.
  16. Colesy BL Hornby

    Again you fail to construct a sentence.
  17. Snake A Vago

    Who cares, apart from you.
  18. Callum CJ Laing

    I am willing to see how this plays out.

    I also care about your lack of sentencing.
  19. Colesy BL Hornby

    Give up.

    Club may as well fold now, we all know i am the best MM this forum has ever seen.
  20. Snake A Vago

    I know I make spelling mistakes but cbf changing them. I dead set despise ****ing grammar Nazi it just shows your ****ing moron and have nothing else to argue about.
    Last edited: Oct 12, 2009

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