Simmage imminent, says CricSim Supreme Leader CrickiLeaks Staff, Friday March 6, 2015. CrickiLeaks will continue to bring you high-quality leaked cables as they occur. Unless the Supreme Leader opts to purge us, in which case we're fucking screwed.
You post this garbage as a return from a year and a half hiatus? So much wasted potential, never come back.
How on earth did you miss Phlegmbassy? Such a shame Crickileaks is probably wrong, this place would go off if simmage started up. Even if it was once a month.