This is brilliant and I do wonder which brother may have done this: Luke The Creep Burgess (born 20 February 1987) is an English rugby league footballer currently playing for Australian NRL side South Sydney Rabbitohs He is also one of the biggest creeps of the decade. With a prolific record for creepy messages and tweets, he was renowned for lurking outside female toilets and was often seen loitering around coffee shops in Leeds wearing his Leeds Rhinos Playing kit, boots, straps, mouth guard even vaselined up. Luke's nickname is 'Biffa' This obscure name derived from a training session one day whilst he was a junior with the Rhinos. Luke was training with the youth squad and they were doing shuttle runs up a hill. Some first team players were also outside training and one of their senior players 'Chev Walker' was taking a keen interest in the fat lad at the back, huffing and puffing, struggling to keep up. This poor lad was indeed Luke Burgess. Eagle eye Chev also noticed this chubby lad was wearing a vest, a vest with a sponsors logo. That sponsor was called 'BIFFA' So Chev shouted out, "Go on Biffa lad!" Luke heard this and turned around, immediately recognised Chev from the first team, got a little semi on and giggled like a kid and with so much excitement ran faster and caught the rest of the team up. Luke was so happy a first team player was shouting to him, even if it was taking the piss! Luke was shouting to the lads in his team, "Can you hear that lads? He means me! Im Biffa" So once Biffa was firmly established, Biffa became notorious around Leeds. After winning a grand final, things started to go to Biffa's head a little. It wasn't long before he befriended people in the public eye to aid his own profile. This lead him to be introduced through Lee Smith to a hugely successful actor called Kelvin Fletcher. Fletcher known for his looks and demi god physique was at first freaked out by Biffa's introduction. It was well documented that Biffa was a massive autograph hunter, and this opportunity didn't go unnoticed. Dribbling at the mouth Biffa stared at Kelvin and asked how much he bench pressed. Obviously, Kelvin felt embarrassed but felt obliged and told him the 140kg he can piss. Biffa was impressed, then asked if he could come and hang around the studios and meet cast members. Lee Smith cringed and later apologised to Kelvin. Biffa then moved to Australia to creep on the beach and maybe play a bit of rugby too. Things worked out, his brother Sam managed to blag Biffa a few games and Biffa didn't disappoint. After a great couple of seasons down under, he was called into the England Squad. This is when shit hit the fan. His first demand to his new coach was one of his previous requests at other clubs, he wanted a car, with big stickers on it. The demand was met. Although he didn't play any games in the series, Biffa was really happy he flew 10 thousand miles to have a drink with his friends back home and tell them about the new watches he'd bought.
