"I just watched this TV Show" Thread

I stole that dvd off a housemate. Still got it. The **** stole my entourage so it's fair.

 

You lost out hard IMO.

 

Yeah. But I hadn't seen Just Shoot me in years while I'd watched season 1 of entourage recently.

 

Weeds is bloody great. I reckon you'll like Breaking Bad too.

 

Andy. I piss myself almost everytime he comes on.

 

Oh ****. That israeli chick is so hot. How is it when she ****s him up the ass with a strap on.
Best Andy quote:
(To Shane about Masturbation) "Alright, listen closely, I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha, your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gherkin, we got a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... first order of business---no more socks.They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming - wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, What do I do with all that Pearl Jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a ****in' band-aid---Ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers--specifically, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube.... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug you thomas on the toilet -ffft- shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect, so work on your control now, while you're a solo artist---you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Okay. Class dismissed."

 

haha. Yeah. That joke was what got me to watch the series. One of the blokes at work was telling me about it.

 

Where are you up to?