I've also never abandoned my kids or married a troll. Pretty sure that's more than you can claim...cunt
She turns heads at the burns victim unit saying you can still have a forehead like mine if you lose two thirds of your scalp in a horrifying electrical accident.
That's fairly witty but factually inaccurate. You would pay good money to get anywhere near a chick anywhere near as fine looking as my wife. She's a ridiculously good looking woman and gets told that every day by random people.
Not sure why there's a fixation on her forehead. I've never noticed it to be any larger than normal, and if so she's completely oblivious to it. Maybe it's slightly above average in length but it in no way detracts from her stunning beauty.
What's fucked up is if you tallied the time Fiery spent on skype with his kids against the time he spends on Cricsim with us.
I don't have to Skype them. They're with me and I'll be making them breakfast and taking them to school tomorrow. It's amazing how sad cunts with Daddy issues like you can let their imaginations run away from them so much.
This reminds me of Donald Trump's campaign finance. "I have SOOOOOOOOOOOO much money because I'm a SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN...but pls donate for my campaign to Make CricSim Great Again. And I won't pay that lousy rapist welfare queen Mexican, Crooked Maroon_Faithful."