That present just screams don't really know who my dad is or what he's into so just grabbed the most generic present from the father's day range at the local servo.
They do like The Simpsons. Maybe they can watch it on the plane with me. Air New Zealand is great. I watched a really good Billy T James documentary on my last flight. (As a man of the world who left his parents nest about 3 decades ago to see the world, make my fortune, and shag beautiful women) I don't even care if that sounds like something David Brent would say. It's true. Whilst you're a basket cask consigned to your parents basement to be a burden to them for the rest of your doleful life)
That's a very churlish thing to post. I'm deeply offended Magic. You've taken all the gloss off Come on man...don't hate me cause you ain't me. i can tell you, along with 95% of posters on here will ever receive a gift like that.
I don't know how you think I have an underbite from that photo Lukic posted. I've seen a photo of you posing against a pool table trying to look cool but coming across as the ugliest Brian Ferry impersonator in history. You had a haircut since then? Because FMD that was not a good look.
Umm because it looks like your bottom row of teeth are pronounced more than your top row. There's definitely some inbreeding in your parentage.
Here's a more recent photo of me taken by my kids the other day and framed already (surrounded by monkeys, which was an interesting touch). "46? No way!" you'll say..."that guy looks more like 26!" (But don't fap too much)
lol how do you not see what I'm talking about? Why does your lower lip stick out so far past your upper one? The bottom one looks like it's trying to eat the top one.
No that's just you're wild imagination. As you can see. I'm actually quite a good looking bloke and have had enough compliments over the years from even better looking women to know that
Oh thanks man. That means a lot. It must be hard for you to admit I'm way better looking than yourself. Not being special is quite contradictory to what I'm often told though. I've been told I'm a special boy and can get dental work to fix my obvious underbite.
This has all been good knock about stuff but I don't understand why you're still on here. I mean clearly everybody in here thinks you're a prick. You say you don't care and that you want to be banned, so why don't you just go of your own volition? Do you really think it's good for your mental wellbeing to be abused and laughed at everyday? Seems like the actions of a masochist. On the other hand, I think you do care what people on here think of you. I just think you create absurd falsities to deflect when someone makes a legitimate criticism about the way you've acted in this fiasco and your entire presence on this forum.
