Forum Name: Girve Swervington Simming Name: Girve Swervington Club: Cnuts Secondary Contract: Hurricanes *sniff
This is the best day of my life since I got off with that newsreader
We are talking to our agent Frankie Sheehan, he has said yes and reminded us we are great
Hurricanes want me BM- I'll tell them you and me are a sexy team and nothing could tear us apart bar offering me something insignificant
Where is my contract you shits
I haven't been picked- what a fucking snub especially considering bobrad is a well known pedalist
How many active players have we? I reckon we can get a few more if we nade a half arsed effort
I'll talk to our new coach Moe Schjidt
I don't remember Henshaw being so shite- one off or is he generally muck?
Thanks lads
Got in in the end Heath-thanks. Good game for us in the end- where can you find league tables?
I want half of that Quaggas
My try appears to have been a team effort- what a load of shite. Where was my 54 metre solo effort?
Everybody knows that was faked and Edmund spent a few months sipping G&T's in Kathmandu. Otherwise the comparison is apt *wipes tear from eye...
I didn't even make the bench!!! I score like it is going out of fashion you cunt. This is the worst thing to have ever happened bar the whole...
Thanks computer literate lads
What cunt is responsible for giving them that bonus point? *reads sim FOURIE YOU STUPID FUCK
30 20 10 I just knew I was going to be nailed
Scintillating is not a word I would use for that half
They have a decent off loading game- yeeb needs to punch one of them in the face
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