Wise words from the guru

Discussion in 'CricSim Cricket' started by Cribbage, Jun 24, 2011.

  1. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Nigel 'Slyza' Hunt is one of the site's foremost experts on all matters CricSim. Be in recruitment tactics, bowling plans, batting lineups or federal database passwords, he's the man most turn to for advice. Every so often he posts something truly insightful, and to keep all his words of wisdom in an easy to access area, I'll be quoting them in this thread.
     
  2. Number 11 CJ Downes

  3. Ari PM Jackson

    Gun thread.
     
  4. Paddy P Orr

  5. Eggman DA Eggman

    :lol: Such a gun thread.
     
  6. Slyza N Hunt

    Oh fuck.
     
  7. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Crusaders Conundrum Conquerored!

    The Crusaders are none and two to start the season. They currently sit last on the latter with an embarrassing -2 points and a disgraceful quotient ratio. Board members and players alike have been lost for solutions to the team's form slump, so who else do they turn to for advise but Slyza?

    And of course, he delivered in fine style.

    Brilliant in its simplicity. Winning games would surely solve the losing problem but eliminating all losses and replacing them with wins! As an added bonus, winning generates competition points and could, in theory, lift the side off the bottom of the ladder.

    These plans will surely be put into action by the Crusaders hierarchy immediately.

    The guru strikes again.
     
    Last edited: Jun 24, 2011
  8. Ari PM Jackson

  9. Slyza N Hunt

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    *thinks 3 times from now on between posts*
     
  10. Cevno IV Narang

  11. AVA T Delonge

  12. Peaches DT Petrucci

    I rate this thread 5 stars.
     
  13. Number 11 CJ Downes

    :lol: Still funny a 2nd time.
     
  14. Cevno IV Narang

    Awta.

    :lol:
     
  15. Tartmaster AJ James

    :lol:
    Gonna be a looooong thread.
     
  16. Slyza N Hunt

    Hahah laugh it up. it's a forum so meh.
     
  17. Shri G Shriram

    :lol:!!!
     
  18. Shagger PW Adams

    greatest thread i've seen :laugh:
     
  19. Slyza N Hunt

  20. 99* JJ Ritchie

    :laugh:!


    Would be epic if the Saders went on a winning streak now.
     

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