Wicketkeeper to grace the BS now a free agent..

Discussion in 'CricSim Cricket' started by Midnight, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. Midnight EL Volavola

    ..that's right folks. I have granted a release from the dictatorship of the soil testing kent. I'm now ripe for picking for any BS club. However, I will only agree to a contract if one of the following occurs:

    A) Club I go to changes it's name to "Midnights XI"
    B) Club offers me a real contract and pays me on a week to week basis
    C) Club has several Indians amongst the playing group where I can practice my racist Indian jokes for the upcoming summer of cricket where India will tour Aus
    D) Given Admin rights
    E) All of the above (will sign life time contract if that's the case)

    Those are terms and conditions. It's not everyday a CricSim hall of famer ends up on the transfer market, so break the fucking bank in your attempt to sign me.

    Happy negotiating kents.

    EDIT: 2 minutes in and have already received offers etc..
     
    Last edited: Aug 1, 2011
  2. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    Not even the best keeper in the ALC tbh...
     
  3. azzal AJ O'Neill

    Sign:_______
    Contract:
    Wage-500 vcash
    club-midnghts XI
     
  4. Hunter AD Hunt

    Who're you?
     
  5. BigGuns DA Astele

    If you could only bat...
     
  6. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    If he could only anything...
     
  7. Mousey AJ Son

    Heh.
     
  8. 99* JJ Ritchie

    Teagles have been in need of a keeper for a while now.
     
  9. Escath LE Schaw

    Thread title only has a chance of being true because Schaw hasn't played in the BS.
     
  10. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    and never will :ninja:
     
  11. Midnight EL Volavola

    Watch my origin appearances pal. Those innings are one of the best ever performances to this day.
     
  12. MatthewJay TA Miokovic

  13. LukeTyson L Tyson

    Start the Redbacks. I'd join.
     
  14. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    You have a spot at the gamblers if you want it afaic
     
  15. BigGuns DA Astele

    I'll check out the dvd.
     
  16. Midnight EL Volavola

    Interesting. How much is the pay? And how many Indians are in the side?
     
  17. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    They already gambled away all thier funds, and they don't except Indians.
     
  18. Benny BS Read

    yeah come have a run with us mate
     
  19. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    No money or Indians. Juicy shoulder though.
     
  20. the_killerz S Bakkum

    I hear the Pumas need a Keeper there current "so called" keeper is rather dire in all forms of the game. Flick Big Son a message.
     

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