The Official Marcus Dean Tribute Thread

Discussion in 'Offseason Club Cricket' started by Farny, Nov 18, 2009.

  1. Farny AP Farnsworth

    GB's talismanic all rounder, and one of the most destructive bowlers ever to play the game. Proof - the neighbouring buildings after his last spell...

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    His achievements so far in this tournament, bowling against second team opposition, are unsurpassed.

    Firstly, he's the only player to manage to average over a ton...a mighty 105.5 with the ball. This infact makes him a better cricket player than Don Bradman, who only averaged two figures. To put this momentous effort into perspective, the next best was Robertson with 78.5, nearly 30 runs behind. 30! In comparison, the bowling legends of Perry, Gonzalez, Logan and Nova all average between 20 and 25. Put all, their averages together, and it would still be less than Deano. Respect.

    The second achievement is equally astonishing. It takes a special talent to achieve a single figure bowling rating. Even the likes of Biggie couldn't manage it. However, Marcus managed to go one further and somehow come away with a NEGATIVE rating, of -14. Amazing stuff. You know what it means? It means that he would officially have been better off just not turning up at all. My cock has a bowling rating of 0. 0 > -14. Therefore, I'd have been better off turning up and trying to bowl using my cock, than Marcus bowling. End of.

    For those who've been inspired by this post, see the accompanying thread...

    http://www.cricsim.com/showthread.php?t=9939
     
  2. Wilson SB Wilson

    :laugh: Quality thread.
     
  3. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Where can I find these stats? I want to put these ground-breaking statistics in my signature.
     
  4. the_killerz S Bakkum

    :lol: Thats awesome. Good effort
     
  5. AVA T Delonge

    :lol:!!!!
     
  6. Farny AP Farnsworth

  7. Old Mate M Perry

    Hahaha Farny, that is so mean.
     
  8. the_killerz S Bakkum

    :lol: Farny is loving this
     
  9. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

  10. crowley DA Crowley

    Quality stuff Farny, 5 stars.
     
  11. Old Mate M Perry

    Poor Lordeman. :p
     
  12. Frizzed WC Welker

    Good stuff.
     
  13. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Haha good stuff Farny
     
  14. El Nino J Torres

    lol at Marcus with one s, him to Rage
     
  15. Jabba HJ Bots

    bahaha :laugh:

    That's brilliant
     
  16. kingdamo DRP Taylor

    Hahahaha! Too bad he's not on atm?
     
  17. El Nino J Torres

    he has left the forum apparently

    >_>
     
  18. AVA T Delonge

    Serial?

    Edit: SUCK MY DICK WHITE TEXT
     
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2009
  19. Frizzed WC Welker

    As well as the last name.
     
  20. El Nino J Torres

    :laugh:
    :laugh: classic
     

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