Suspicious Surreptitious Squirts CC

Discussion in 'CPL Cricket' started by Phlegm, Nov 30, 2010.

  1. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Your players will be too busy looking over their shoulders for the ICC anti corruption lot to sign on to cricsim, so I don't see it happening.
     
  2. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Name names, gutless wonder. Who in my team has been spot/match fixing, eh?
     
  3. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Pakistani cricketers probably have an academy dedicated to it. I'd suggest Hamish Marshall too but I suspect he's just terrible.
     
  4. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    I've always said Hamish Marshall is a great, top class fielder.

    That makes him good in one discipline out of three. Already better than Skippy on that measure, then.

    And why am I not surprised that the coward won't name names. You're worse than Mark Reason.
     
  5. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    You've said lots of other things about Marshall too. I hope he doesn't make a CW account for a read. It's easy to make jokes about his shrubbiness and being good with his hands when he's not likely to call you on them hey. Leaves you comfortable to call other posters gutless for apologising for making personal attacks because you would never say unwarranted nasty things about cricketers ever.

    Farhart, Babar Black Sheep, Bhatti and Samiullah. Obvz all fixers.
     
  6. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    I'm not going to backtrack from an opinion which was correct in the first place, unlike you who couldn't take the heat.

    And as for naming my players fixers, I'm getting Fiery's dad on to you. I've got his number right here and he can put paid to your cheap brand of bullshit.
     
  7. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    He might be a bit busy disciplining his son in law.
     
  8. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Greg Hay joins the team as the best Plunket Shield batsman in the world to never represent New Zealand.
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Code:
    Name			Matches	Runs	Ave	Wickets	Ave
    1. Dimuth Karunaratne	48	3396	48.51	
    2. Marcus Trescothick   55      4419    49.65
    3. Rahul Dravid	        28	2027	44.06	
    4. Ross Taylor		36	2574	47.66	  2	17.00
    5. Lahiru Thirimanne    35      2072    41.44
    6. BJ Watling	        38      2579    51.58		
    7. Jimmy Neesham        23      1224    36.00    59     30.69
    8. Ryan McLaren         23      1150    38.33    74     27.28
    9. Chaminda Vaas        27       715    25.53    95     22.31
    10. Graeme Swann	59	1162	19.04	216	31.01
    11. Kemar Roach		30	 389	10.80	105	26.53
    
    12. Mathew Sinclair     30      2037    48.50     2     91.00
    13. Greg Hay             6       458    65.42
    14.
    15. Hardus Viljoen	38	 647	13.20	155	24.63*
    16. Stuart Meaker       44       621    13.80   155     27.27
    17. 
    18. Sohag Gazi          30      1290    28.66   143     29.67
     
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2014
  10. morgieb MC Burridge

    Where the fuck was Greg Hay hiding for a long time?
     
  11. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    In his last two games in 2009 he scored 0, 131*, 0, DNB. dropped for Jacob Oram next game while George Worker continued stinking up the joint and the game after Oram didn't play and Murali Vijay buggered off so they decided KNB should come in instead and they played an extra bowler.
     
  12. Athlai JJD Heads

    Selling fishing rods presumably.
     
  13. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Gareth Hopguns joins the team
    [​IMG]
     
  14. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Code:
    Name			Matches	Runs	Ave	Wickets	Ave
    1. Dimuth Karunaratne	48	3758	48.17    67ct     1st	
    2. Marcus Trescothick   55      4419    49.65
    3. Rahul Dravid	        28	2027	44.06	
    4. Ross Taylor		37	2618	46.75	  2	17.00
    5. Lahiru Thirimanne    36      2207    43.27
    6. BJ Watling	        39      2599    49.98   106ct     2st		
    7. Jimmy Neesham        24      1294    35.94    60     30.91
    8. Ryan McLaren         24      1164    36.37    76     28.13
    9. Chaminda Vaas        27       715    25.53    95     22.31
    10. Graeme Swann	59	1162	19.04	216	31.01
    11. Kemar Roach		30	 389	10.80	105	26.53
    
    12. Mathew Sinclair     30      2037    48.50    47ct     0st
    13. Greg Hay             6       486    60.75
    14. Gareth Hopkins      41      2214    41.77   131ct     6st
    15. Hardus Viljoen	40	 682	13.11	162	24.69*
    16. Stuart Meaker       44       621    13.80   155     27.27
    17. 
    18. Sohag Gazi          30      1290    28.66   143     29.67
     
  15. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    NZL: 6
    ENG: 3
    SRL: 3
    RSA: 2
    IND: 1
    BAN: 1
    WI: 1
    AUS: lulz
     
  16. Athlai JJD Heads

    Distinct lack of Zimbos
     
  17. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Future best bowler in the world Adam Milne completes the Squirts
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  18. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Code:
    Name			Matches	Runs	Ave	Wickets	Ave
    1. Dimuth Karunaratne	48	3758	48.17    67ct     1st	
    2. Marcus Trescothick   55      4419    49.65
    3. Rahul Dravid	        28	2027	44.06	
    4. Ross Taylor		37	2618	46.75	  2	17.00
    5. Lahiru Thirimanne    36      2207    43.27
    6. BJ Watling	        39      2599    49.98   106ct     2st		
    7. Jimmy Neesham        24      1294    35.94    60     30.91
    8. Ryan McLaren         24      1164    36.37    76     28.13
    9. Chaminda Vaas        27       715    25.53    95     22.31
    10. Graeme Swann	59	1162	19.04	216	31.01
    11. Kemar Roach		30	 389	10.80	105	26.53
    
    12. Mathew Sinclair     30      2037    48.50    47ct     0st
    13. Greg Hay             6       486    60.75
    14. Gareth Hopkins      41      2214    41.77   131ct     6st
    15. Hardus Viljoen	40	 682	13.11	162	24.69
    16. Stuart Meaker       44       621    13.80   155     27.27
    17. Adam Milne          10       202    25.25    28     31.75
    18. Sohag Gazi          30      1290    28.66   143     29.67
     
  19. Eds E Ames

    Bit of a dark horse this team, I reckon. Might struggle if there's lots of injuries but I like the first XI. If you picked Junaid instead of Roach you'd be flying.
     
  20. Cribbage RG Cribb

    There will be lots of injuries ftr.
     

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