Stephen Donald > Daniel Carter

Discussion in 'Rugby Union Discussion' started by Howsie, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    The true mark of an all time great rugby union player, to be able to kick a penalty goal.
     
  2. SmellyStuff MP Chung

    Richie McCaw, Christian Cullen, Jonah Lomu etc to d
     
    Last edited: Oct 24, 2011
  3. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Good players, but certainly not greats.

    Order of attributes needed for union greatness:

    Goal kicking ability
    Drop goal ability
    Private School haircut
    Vision
    General kicking
    athleticism
    skill
    tackling ability


    Best to have a shit cunt private school name too if you wanna be a wallaby Berrick, Kurtley, Quade, Stirling etc etc
     
  4. Athlai JJD Heads

    Jonah Lomu had none of that top 6.
     
  5. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Hence why he isn't a great.


    Could've been a decent Wallaby with the name Jonah.
     
  6. Athlai JJD Heads

    There is some kind sentence fragment there. I don't understand.

    A decent Wallaby?
     
  7. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Yeah a decent wallaby must have:

    a chiropractor (or higher) for a father
    a university lecturer (or higher) for a mother
    Shit name, extra points for hyphenated surnames
    Not be able to tackle
    and a $50,000+ a year school tuition fee
    $10,000+ a year haircut that never moves or changes
    And wear ralph lauren polos/button up shirts whenever in public
     
  8. irottev CJ Smith

    Are you kidding me?

    Donald did fuck all the whole game. I do remember his epic fail where he ran the ball straight over the sideline. Major derp.
     
  9. Gazza GJ Weaver

    He kicked 3 points pretty much out in front. He didn't have a bad game and now everyone thinks he's the big boss dogg
     
  10. Escath LE Schaw

    His composure with kicks for territory after the French attacking onslaught really underrated by some people here.

    Even Israel Dagg fucked one or two up.
     
  11. Fiery GR Smith

    lol.
     
  12. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Wonder if he is from FDMC as well.
     
  13. Henry Marshall H Marshall

    Can't believe the love of Donald. One of the worst players to play 10 for NZ.
     
  14. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Order of attributes needed for union greatness:

    Goal kicking ability
    Drop goal ability
    Private School haircut
    Vision
    General kicking
    athleticism
    skill
    tackling ability
     
  15. Benny BS Read

    So very very true.
     
  16. irottev CJ Smith

    He didn't hard fail, so for that, props to him. But based on half a game of rugby you can't claim he's better than Carter or even a good player.

    Oh and people saying he won us the game. The kick was actually very close to hitting the post even though it was piss easy. We were also still ahead at that stage so the pressure wasn't as bad.
     
  17. Fiery GR Smith

    Such a crook tbh
     
  18. Mousey AJ Son

    Nah, that's definitely right. You're just wrong.
     
  19. Fiery GR Smith

    Nah it's complete crap. But If he had said...

    "Order of attributes needed for union greatness in England" then maybe it's slightly accurate.

    Otherwise it's a pile of horse shit
     
  20. Fiery GR Smith

    Let's take perhaps the 5 greatest ABs (and therefore the world ;)) of all time shall we (imo)? Meads, McCaw, Fitzpatrick, Lomu and Cullen.

    You think any of these guys kicked goals, went to private or gave a shit about their haircuts?
     

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