<a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=365>DA Eggman</a> Age: 20 Position: Bowler Position in club: HoR but not as much as Tim's Mum CricSim debut: Season 7, Round 8: Test Eagles Vs Pumas First Class debut: debut: Season 7, Round 7: Allstars Vs Ravens Previous clubs: AllStars Highest score: 89, but I scored a ton in the Offseason thingy-ma-bob Highest amount of wickets in a game: 13-15 or something Favourite food: If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? Gilmore Girls -> My pants Who was your hero growing up? Optimus Prime If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Tom Hanks, I'd just say to him "well you've done this before...go" Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? Wes "whatsickcunt" Welker What are your ambitions for Season 11? Win the BS trophy, averaging under 24, remain No.1 and score another 50 DA Eggman is arguably the best bowler in CricSim and has every right to have his chest pumped out and walking with his chin pointing to the sky. He had a great Season 10 where he took 91 wickets and an average of 26.16 for the season with best figures of 5-19. He was also given the Rib Runner MVP Award at the seasonal award ceremony. Eggman will almost certainly be looking at further establishing himself as the best bowler in CricSim and will hope to start setting some records for others to only dream about chasing down. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=332>WC Welker</a> Age: 30 Position: Wrist Spin Bowler and gun cunt Position in club: Just a general gun cunt really CricSim debut: Season 6, Round 20 vs Ravens First Class debut: Season 6, Round 21 vs Lions Previous clubs: Crusaders, Stingrays and Cyclones Highest score: 50 something Highest amount of wickets in a game: Over 9000 Favourite food: Hot dog soup If you could have one wish on CricSim what would it be? Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars Who was your hero growing up? James Hughes If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Wesley Carter Welker, hot sweaty bum sex Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? WC Welker What are your ambitions for Season 11? Fuck bitches, get money One of a few new recruits in the lead-up to Season 11, Welker will be looking at continuing his amazing form and start a new chapter in his Career at the Vipers. One of the most dominant spinners currently in CricSim, Welker will provide something that the Vipers lacked in Season 10… a specialist spinner. Welker took 76 wickets at an average of 26.25 in Season 10 and was rewarded with a taste of Representative cricket. His best figures last season were 9-74 which is extremely impressive. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=847>ER Witters</a> Age: 15 Position: Bowling Allrounder Position in club: Vipers Resident Youngling CricSim debut: Round 1, Season 9 vs Ravens First Class debut: We'll see Previous clubs: - Highest score: 84* Highest amount of wickets in a game: 5 wickets (figures of 5/23) Favourite food: KFC. Not black, just like chicken. If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? That it will never end. Who was your hero growing up? I still am growing up to be honest. I'm quite big on that Josef Fritzl guy. I think he has the right ideas, but just doesn't know how to go about them. If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? I would be the cherry on top of a hot fudge sundae, and look down upon the poor sprinkles and nuts below who would envy me for being so high up in the world of ice cream toppings. Oh wait did you say dessert or desert? Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? Winney (When I'm not being overshadowed by him.) What are your ambitions for Season 11? Get the whole allrounder part of allrounder sorted. He is one of a few Vipers young guns currently in the mix for Bannerman Shield spots with the new season coming. While he will have some stiff competition if the opportunity arises, Witters will be hoping he can be part of the Vipers push for Bannerman Shield glory. Having not yet played First Class cricket yet, Witters will be hoping to have a strong influence on the Cobras hopes of winning the ALC three seasons in a row. With a decent average of 32 wickets @ 36.34 Witters will need to improve his batting if he wants a shot at Bannerman Shield glory with a poor batting average the only thing holding him back. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=410>GJ Weaver</a> Age: 20 Position: Bowling All Rounder Position in club: Token ginger CricSim debut: Season 8: Lions Vs Crusaders First Class debut: Season 8: Lions Vs Crusaders Previous clubs: Lions, Stingrays Highest score: 117 Highest amount of wickets in a game: 11 Favourite food: Subway Macadamia Cookies If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? To post like Frizzed Who was your hero growing up?: Nathan Astle, Shaun Pollock If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them?: Rhiannon Fish, sex and lots of it. Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? Too many to name What are your ambitions for Season 11? Shite load of runs. Shite load of wickets The second of the three Vipers recruits, Weaver also strengthens the Vipers immensely and should complement Welker nicely and have a major influence on the bowling part of the Vipers game, somewhere they struggled throughout Season 10 while also having the ability to contribute with the bat if needed. With a Bannerman Shield career average of 301 wickets @ 28.97, it’s no surprise Weaver was sought after so heavily during the Vipers recruitment drive. It is also very handy for the Vipers to have brought in a new ranga and this should help boost team morale. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=362>JE McGrath</a> Age: 29 Position: Batsman Position in club: All round sex god and player CricSim debut: Season 7, Round 4 vs Sticky Wickets First Class debut: Season 7 for Britain against New Zealand Previous clubs: Lions Highest score: 164 Favourite food: Fish and Chips If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? Verigoat -> Vipers Who was your hero growing up? John O'Shea If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Marto - make them watch the United 1999 treble winning season on repeat Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? RG Cribb What are your ambitions for Season 11? Take a wicket McGrath is the Vipers opening bat and is crucial in every game the Vipers play. If he can fire and put on some runs, the Vipers are often in a good position to win the game. He isn’t just a handy player for the Vipers, he is also a top batsman for Britain in representative cricket. While in Season 10 was a little shaky for him when playing for the Vipers he was a stand-out for Britain scoring 2 centruries and 8 fifties in 13 matches. This is a good effort for anyone yet alone while playing for your own country against the best. Name: DN Boland Age: 19 Position: Wicket Keeper/Batsman Position in club: ALC Mentor Role CricSim debut: Season 4, Round 2: Allstars Vs Vipers First Class debut: Season 4, Round 1: Vipers Vs Sticky Wickets Previous clubs: Lions Highest score: BS: 132 ALC: 230* Favourite food: Cock (no homo) If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? To be better than K Fung Who was your hero growing up? Myself. Considered myself a one man wolfpack. If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Boobidy. Whales can swim right? Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? SK McNeill What are your ambitions for Season 11? To take a wicket. He is the experienced wicket keeper batsman that spends more time in the Avo-Lovers Cup than he does in the Bannerman Shield but that doesn’t stop his passion at all. He aims at to mentor the younger generation of Vipers and provide them with the encouragement they require to make it big time. In what was form rejuvenation in Season 10, Boland played two games in the Bannerman Shield and served the rest of it in the ALC but he still performed like he should have while playing Second Class cricket finishing the season off with a sparkling average of 72.43. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=904>R Dawson</a> Age: 23 Position: Top Order Batsmen Position in club: Player CricSim debut: Season 10, Round 1: Vipers Vs Pumas First Class debut: yet to debut Previous clubs: None Highest score: 114 Favourite food: Roast Dinner If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? I don’t believe in wishes because I don't believe in Fairies.. Who was your hero growing up? Herschelle Gibbs If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Sienna Miller...... I would do disgusting things to that women.. Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? That guy that looks like Alan Rickman...... can't think of his name now... What are your ambitions for Season 11? Break a 1200 Runs in ALC Another one of the Vipers rookies, Dawson had a great first season and will be looking to continue on with that in Season 11. Playing his first game of his career in Round 1 of Season 10, Dawson slowly started getting some attention with a high score of 114 and scoring 8 fifties in 11 matches finishing the season off with an average of 39.95. Dawson also tried his hand with the ball getting solid figures of 0/8. He’ll be one of many rookies looking at pushing into an already star-studded line-up. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=915>MS Winney</a> Age: 18 Position: Bowling Allrounder Position in club: Cool Newbie CricSim debut: Season 10, Round 1, vs Pumas First Class debut: yet to debut Previous clubs: None. One club man innit. Highest score: 63 Highest amount of wickets in a game: 11 Favourite food: BBQ Pork Ribs yum yum. If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? World Peace, I dunno. Who was your hero growing up? Tim's mum. If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Tim's mum. What I would do doesn't even need to be said tbh. Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? DA Eggman of course. Idol. What are your ambitions for Season 11? Establish myself as a fully fledged all-round cunt. Winney is another promising junior at the Vipers for Season 11. He is a bowling all-rounder and impressed with the ball throughout the season with an impressive average of 34.79. It would be good for Winney to start to contribute a little more with the bat to strengthen his chances of playing some more First Class cricket. Winney will be aiming to crack that Bannerman Shield side as well but will have a lot of stiff competition. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=194>GR Smith</a> Age: Old enough Position: Aggressive Fast Bowler Position in club: Chief fire-upperer CricSim debut: Season 4, Round 14 vs Crusaders First Class debut: Season 5 playing for New Zealand against Victoria Previous clubs: As if Highest score: 35* Highest amount of wickets in a game: 14 Favourite food: Italian If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? Less fuckwits Who was your hero growing up? Paddles If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? My wife. Fuck...I mean...make love Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? Me What are your ambitions for Season 11? Top 10 ranking While he doesn’t like being called so, he is the conceited fast bowler who has Viper venom running through his blood. GR Smith is a steam train on the field and a larrikin off it and this is what makes him one of the Vipers most interesting characters. While he was expected to play the majority of the season in the ALC, Smith stepped up and used his nickname to his advantage where he got a crack at the Bannerman Shield and even got to play in the final. Smith finished off Season 10 with an average of 30.73 in First Class and an amazing average of 18.23 in Second Class which included 53 wickets. Smith has every right to think of himself as highly as he does. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=862>JM Hughes</a> Age: Close enough to 17 Position: Aggressive Batting all-rounder Position in club: Media Manager and team linchpin CricSim debut: Season 9, Round 1 vs Crusaders First Class debut: Season 9, Round 4 vs Gamblers Previous clubs: Stingrays Highest score: 199 (Second Class for NSW 2ndXI) and 129 (First Class) Highest amount of wickets in a game: 5 Favourite food: KFC If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? Have the Seahawks enter the Bannerman Shield Who was your hero growing up? Lleyton Hewitt If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Selena Gomez, what a silly question. I would do what any sane man would do… smash dem cheeks. Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=862>JM Hughes</a> What are your ambitions for Season 11? Continue Bannerman Shield success, push for higher rep honours and win the Vipers the competition. He is the Vipers all-rounder with gusto. With a huge dose of confidence, JM Hughes casually strolls around VipersHQ as if he owns the place. Having been a surprise packet for Season 11, Hughes became a major part in the Vipers attempted defence of the Bannerman Shield. With a couple of centuries to his name, Hughes earned a number of awards at the Rib Runner Awards and will be hoping to continue on with this success in Season 11. Name: J Torres Age: 19 Position: Middle Order Batsman Position in club: Chairman of Selectors, Club Captain CricSim debut: Season 8, Round 1: Vipers Vs Stingrays First Class debut: Season 8, Round 9: Vipers Vs Pumas Previous clubs: Nill Highest score: 190 Highest amount of wickets in a game: 4/50 Favourite food: Lukic stew If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? Ban AVA Who was your hero growing up? Roger Twose If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Hughesy, To sleep in the cave in his head. Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=365>DA Eggman</a> What are your ambitions for Season 11? Leading run scorer, BS and PC. Torres is one of the most vital parts of the Vipers batting line-up. It is crucial that he remains consistent throughout the season for the Vipers to remain a strong contender throughout Season 11. In Season 10, Torres was the best batsman in the Provincial competition and will be hoping to bring this back for the Vipers when they look at regaining the title and continue their pursuit of one of CricSim’s longest ever lasting dynasties. While being a handy batsman with an overall average of 50.09, Torres has also proven to being a quality back-up bowler especially after Season 10 where he took 13 wickets. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=401>KF Tait</a> Age: 17 Position: Fast Bowler Position in club: Player CricSim debut: Season 8, Round 1: Lions Vs Cyclones First Class Debut:Season 8: Britain Academy Vs NSW Academy Previous clubs: Cyclones Highest score: 27* Highest amount of wickets in a game: 15 Favourite food: Chicken Casserole If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? Power to Ban Cunts Who was your hero growing up? Not really sure, my grandparents are legends so maybe them. If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Well obviously somebody like Jennifer Hawkins. It's also fairly obvious on what I would do to them. Heh Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? At the moment, probably <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=332>WC Welker</a> What are your ambitions for Season 11? Perform strongly with the ball for the Cobras/Vipers. I want to live up to my potential and to be active around the club. The last of the Vipers recruits for Season 10, Tait joins the club from the Cyclones. He considers his Season 10 disastrous and was keen to make a switch to a club where he would be playing a lot of Second Class cricket rather than failing in the Bannerman Shield. The Vipers is the perfect club with the likes of <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=365>DA Eggman</a>, <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=194>GR Smith</a> and <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=339>BOY Blunder</a> in front of him for a First Class spot. With that Tait will be hoping he will be able to have a strong season in the ALC and look at forcing himself back into First Class cricket by Season 12. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=191>T Delonge</a> Age: 20 Position: Batman Position in club: President Second Class debut: Season 4, Round 14 Vs Crugayders First Class debut: Season 5, Round 13 Vs Crugayders Previous clubs: Sticky Wickets Highest score: 179 in FC, 197 in ALC Highest amount of wickets in a game: 1-25 Favourite food: Pizza Who was your hero growing up? Tom DeLonge, such a sexy bloke. If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? Probably Theodore. That guy is obsessed with me, so the praise would be nice. And if after a while the urges creep up, we all know he's gay, so it'd be easy. Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? Ryan Gayler. What are your ambitions for Season 11? Be a better president than Ryan. I like to aim low. Season 11 marks the start of T Delonge’s official Presidency reign. And times are looking positive for Delonge who is taking over the club from Ryan Gayler. The club was left in shape for Delonge who will also be looking for a strong season with the bat as well. Season 10 was definitely a good season for Delonge who averaged 46.36 for the season which included 3 centuries. Season 10 was also where Delonge made his highest First Class score playing in the Provincial competition scoring 179. When he is not playing cricket for the Vipers, Delonge enjoys spending time with his mother. Name: ZW Poole Age: 18 Position: Batsman Position in club: Player CricSim debut: Yet to debut First Class Debut: Yet to debut Previous clubs: Nil Favourite food: Chocolate Pudding If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? To make a 100 runs+ every innings average 100+ If you could choose to be deserted in a desert island with one person in the world who would it be? And what would you do with them? The missus, well you know the answer to that! Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? Can't say I know any mate What are your ambitions for Season 11? To get a solid average of 40+ Taking over the spot of legendary Rook and taking the pressure off the poor bloke’s shoulders, Poole is the Vipers newest rookie where he will hope to complete a successful season in the ALC. If all goes well there is many opportunities where he could crack the First Class side as early as Season 12 depending on his first season. Poole is encouraged to stick at it and be patient when waiting for the opportunity to play First Class, you only need to ask <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=447>JJ Ritchie</a> just how long it could take to play First Class on a consistent basis. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=78>R Gee</a> Age:: 20 Position: Batsman Position in club: Ricky Ponting Second Class debut: Season 1, Round 4 for the Redbacks against the All Stars First class debut: Season 1, Round 1 for the Redbacks against the All Stars Previous clubs: Redbacks (Season 1), Cyclones (Season 2), Crusaders (Season 3, Season 6), Original Vipers (Season 4, Season 5) Highest score: 311 n.o for the Cyclones against the Sticky Wickets Favourite food: Garlic Prawn Pizza If you could have one wish on Cricsim what would it be? Retain all current players Who was your hero growing up? Brett Kimmorely, sadly. If you were deserted on an island with one person who would you pick and what would you do with them?: Jessica Alba, I'd talk about my feelings. Who is your favourite player on Cricsim? Probably DA Eggman What are your ambitions for Season 11? I'd like to win all 3 grades and on a personal note average over 50 in the BS. How do you want to contribute to the Vipers? Play well, fix club issues etc. In what will be Gee’s first official season as a regular player, Gee will be hoping to re-capture form for Season 11 where he will only need to focus on his batting. Delonge takes over as president at the Vipers. Gee averaged 45.68 with the bat in what was a reasonable season, this included a massive 191 runs. Gee will be looking at continuing his streak of no ducks into and through Season 11. Name: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=339>BOY Blunder</a> Age: 19 Position: Bowler Position in club: Team Baker ALC debut: Season 7, Round 1 vs Kings First class debut: Season 7, Round 6 vs Ravens Previous clubs: Crusaders Highest score: 48 Highest amount of wickets in a game: First class - 7 and Second class - 5 Favourite food: Chicken Pie Who was your hero growing up? Paul Scholes What are your ambitions for Season 10? Win back to back Premierships, full and minor. How do you want to contribute to the Vipers? More wickets at a lower average than Eggman... provided he doesn't fail. Blunder is the team’s resident pie chucker and is very efficient at his job. When he is not working at the Bakery cooking up pies, he is training hard throwing pies at the Vipers top order batsman. He will look at trying to claim his First Class spot back early in Season 11 as he competes with <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=194>GR Smith</a> for the final bowling spot. Season 10 was a mixed season where he was in and out of the Vipers Firsts side throughout the season where he finished with an average of 38.43, a solid effort. Other notable squad members: <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=166>SJ Nova</a> and <a href=http://cricsim.com/site/players.php?id=326>JRE Luffman</a>
Thanks to Gazza for his top notch portraits of a number of key players. He did a great job as you can tell. Also Nova's a cunt.
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