Unless the LMS comp in Ipswich is like 100* stronger than in Adelaide. I've seen fellas who'd struggle to play 6th grade dominate it.
If we're going to count cunts that never post than %KG Rogers would definitely make this team. Not to mention Murphy.
The team from Ipswich won the LMS national comp and are going to England. They have 2 indoor Australian players, and 2 other blokes played for QLD as juniors. I took 3/30 against that team in a game they scored 220. Our LMS is also played on turf.
I haven't played outdoor cricket since I was 16, but I can tell you now I'm better than all of you kents. Prove me wrong fuckers.
Indoor obv =/= outdoor, but I'd have a fair shout at a 9 or 10 spot I'd reckon. Perhaps as high as 6 if I opened my eyes whilst batting.
Most of the runs came from having stuff thrown at me though tbh... When I play backyard cricket, you cannot throw stuff at other people. It will result in two runs. These "things" incldue little gumnuts off tree, grass, shoes (yes, shoes) and other things. the rule was brought in at the arrival of the shoe, as it happened I got out, after Sanka threw a shoe at me. He won the innings due to this, with the worst bowler (Matt) still haveing 3 balls to go, off which I neede 1 run. Well one day, needing 4 runs to rake the lead (and virtaully win) and to reach my double century (dont ask, wierd scoring system), Nick got me out. I was so dissapointed, knowing I had lost. The next bastman in was David, whos average was only twenty and high score was 104. Yes we actually calculate this. He had no hope of reaching 200, so Nick (the one who got me out) was going to win. Sanka (the shoe guy) then decided he didnt want Nick to win and threw 4 gumnuts at me! results in 8 runs, winning me the match and giving me my first double centrury. Nick was so dissapointed and annoyed at Sanka that he began yelling and screaming at him. Since then the throwing rule has changed, as have the scoring system. Well, the thrpowing rule hasnt really cganged, just the scoring system making less attractive. Now bowling is included to your score, subtracting it from a HUGE batting total, sometimes over 300, but most scores end up at about 60. This meaning that if you throw something at someone, they get 10 runs and you have ten runs against your bowling, giving you a lower final score. And if the outcome of your score has already been decided, the runs go to the next innings.
