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Discussion in 'Tennis Sim' started by Flack, Jan 24, 2010.

  1. Fungus K Fung

    Name: Kelvin Fung
    Age: 19
    Favourite Surface: Hard

    Known for:
    Strong forehand.
    Weakness: Slowish serve.

    Background:
    A young up and comer who's been on the circuit for the last five years. Known for his agility and pace that allows him to cover the court quite easily, he often tends to serve and volley. His major weakness is his lack of a penetrating serve.
     
  2. Rego RS Hutchinson

    No joke sacha jones is a tennis player wanted to see if anyone actually follows it and I put ds there because I could.
     
  3. Mousey AJ Son

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    Name: Alistair Son
    Age: 22
    Nationality: Australian
    Surface: Clay

    Strength: Powerful backhand
    Weakness: Serve

    Although he's been on the tour for over five years, left hander Alistair Son is still one of the young up and coming stars of CricSim Tennis. An amazing, record-breaking junior career saw him turn pro at just 16 years of age. However, his progress has not continued at it's brisk pace. After 4 years of being the unnoticed unfulfilled potential, Son has finally hit his straps and enhanced his talent. He made his way into the top 100 during 2009 and looks set to continue his rise up the rankings as 2010 progresses. Watch out for this youngster.
     
  4. Stormer BH Borisc

    ....I still don't get it.
     
  5. Mousey AJ Son

    I do, it's just not funny. And who would know an up and coming Kiwi player anyway?
     
  6. Doog J McDougal

    Your reasoning for not just asking, does anyone follow tennis?
     
  7. Rego RS Hutchinson

    Reminds me of Lytton Hewitt
     
  8. Rego RS Hutchinson

    NZs top player and the reason I didn't just ask is I'd find out another way it was never meant to be funny.
     
  9. Jeffy JU Rocker

    Name: Jeffro Rocket
    Age: 23
    Nationality: USA
    Favourite Surface: YOUR FACE!
    Known For: Rockin the court to the X-TREME!
    Weakness: Kryptonite

    Background:
    Raised in rural Louisiana on energy drinks, raw meat and hand mirrors Jeffro ran out of ways to show the world his buldging biceps. Football proved too costly as he could not match it with them big strong negro boys - matching them required work and like every other douche Jeffro was all about short cuts. As he could find none he turned to Tennis which at first to other douches seems 'faggy' but he got to get his grunt on around the opposite sex. Rocket turned Tennis into his next quick fix flavour of the month (along with xboxes, oversized energy drinks and faux hawks).

    Now with his cap on backwards, ed hardy hoody, tacky tribal tattoos and poorly strung racket Jeffro Rocket is ready to smash the courts, smash the cones and smash the bitchez.
     
  10. Mousey AJ Son

    Jeffy's is by far the best so far. :laugh:
     
  11. Frizzed WC Welker

    :lol:!

    You should win the first tournament purely on this post alone.
     
  12. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

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    Brett Gemmell

    Age: 22


    Known for being the love child of Jesus, Ashley Noffke, Tonie Carroll and Chuck Norris. Brett Gemmell is the king of Tennis. He is undefeated and has never dropped serve, which is always above 250km/hr.

    His best memory is using Scott Flack's testicles as 'New Balls'
     
  13. Luffers JRE Luffman

    You do realise playing tennis in RL doesn't make you better at the sim.
     
  14. Rego RS Hutchinson

    But the sim is RL tbh.
     
  15. Baxter MJ Deane

    Jeffy FTW
     
  16. Verigoat S Verigotta

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    :/
     
  17. Luffers JRE Luffman

    Yeh that was hilarious.
     
  18. Marto RK Fittaman

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    Last edited: Jan 25, 2010
  19. Speirz DG Speirs

    Name: HRH Daniel Speirs
    Age: 20
    Nationality: Monaco
    Surface: Indoor (I would like to debate however that 'Indoor' is not a surface, we could be playing on a massive indoor sandpit and I'd dominate)

    Strength: Dashing good looks.
    Weakness: Uses too much eloquence in his banter with umpires, resulting in unfavourable treatment.

    After being born in Australia and coming through their junior system, Speirs has drawn slander from some corners by turning his back on a country that gave him so much, for a nation which is essentially just a tax haven. However, since moving there to be with his now-wife Princess Sparkle, Speirs has expressed a genuine love for the country, and is proud to be the only representative of Monaco so far. The resulting on-court fireworks between Speirs and some of his Australian opponents should make for exciting viewing.
     
  20. Hughesy JM Hughes

    Its true, this guy is an idiot.

    I would probably wipe you off the court anyway, I play too but I know that what I do in real life will not effect my cricsim player.
     

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