est. 2015 The Swamp Donkey, scientifically known as Swampus Donkius, was an ancient creature that is said to have lived in the post-abovetherim era. It was a multi-talented creature, but was highly dependent on its surrounding environment. It was hot blooded, and therefore was particularly susceptible to hydration issues. So, it drank a lot. Its drink of choice was beer. Even though the male of the species was extremely well endowed and particularly adept at pleasuring his female companion, it is believed that the Swamp Donkey ultimately became extinct due to lack of procreation. No one can say why... Cap Space: $10,086,943 Payroll: Davis = $7,070,730 Dragic = $14,780,000 Hayward = $15,409,570 Matthews = $16,400,000 Noah = $13,400,000 Batum = $12,235,750 Schroder = $1,763,400 Ezeli = $2,008,748 Bazemore = $2,000,000 Powell = $845,059 Hill = $4,000,000 Line Up PG: G.Dragic SG: W.Matthews SF: G.Haywood PF: A.Davis C: J.Noah Bench: N.Batum, D.Schroder, F.Ezeli, K.Bazemore, D.Powell, J.Hill Depth Chart: PG: G.Dragic, D.Schroder SG: W.Matthews, G.Hayward, K.Bazemore SF: G.Hayward, N.Batum, K.Bazemore PF: A.Davis, D.Powell, J. Hill C: J.Noah, A.Davis, F.Ezeli Picks: 1:Anthony Davis Born: March 11, 1993 (age 22), Chicago, Illinois, United States Height: 2.08 m Weight: 100 kg Salary: 7.071 million USD (2015) Previous team: New Orleans Pelicans School: University of Kentucky Career highlights and awards 2× NBA All-Star (2014, 2015) All-NBA First Team (2015) NBA All-Defensive Second Team (2015) 2× NBA blocks leader (2014, 2015) NBA All-Rookie First Team (2013) NCAA champion (2012) NCAA Final Four Most Outstanding Player (2012) Consensus national player of the year (2012) Consensus first-team All-American (2012) NABC Defensive Player of the Year (2012) USBWA National Freshman of the Year (2012) SEC Player of the Year (2012) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 203 198 33.5 7.6 14.5 .522 0.0 0.2 .184 7.5 14.3 .526 .523 4.5 5.7 .786 2.7 6.8 9.5 1.6 1.3 2.5 1.5 2.5 19.7 40: Goran Dragić Born 6 May 1986 (age 29) Ljubljana, SR Slovenia, SFR Yugoslavia Nationality Slovenian Listed height 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) Listed weight 190 lb (86 kg) Career highlights and awards All-NBA Third Team (2014) NBA Most Improved Player (2014) Stanković Cup MVP (2010) Slovenian League champion (2008) Slovenian League All-Star (2006) Slovenian League Rookie of the Year (2005) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 508 272 26.0 4.5 9.5 .470 1.0 2.8 .362 3.4 6.6 .516 .524 2.3 3.0 .753 0.7 1.9 2.7 4.5 1.0 0.2 2.1 2.2 12.2 45: Gordon Hayward Born March 23, 1990 (age 25) Indianapolis, Indiana Nationality American Listed height 6 ft 8 in (2.03 m) Listed weight 225 lb (102 kg) Career highlights and awards Horizon League Player of the Year (2010) 2× First-team All-Horizon League (2009, 2010) Horizon League All-Newcomer Team (2009) Horizon League Newcomer of the Year (2009) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 369 261 29.7 4.6 10.4 .438 1.1 3.0 .365 3.5 7.4 .468 .491 3.3 4.1 .811 0.7 3.0 3.7 3.3 1.0 0.5 2.0 1.7 13.5 76: Wesley Matthews Born October 14, 1986 (age 29) San Antonio, Texas Nationality American Listed height 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) Listed weight 220 lb (100 kg) Career highlights and awards Second-team All-Big East (2009) Wisconsin Mr. Basketball (2005) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 448 388 32.1 4.9 11.0 .443 2.0 5.1 .393 2.9 5.9 .485 .534 2.5 3.0 .825 0.6 2.5 3.1 2.1 1.1 0.2 1.4 2.2 14.2 83: Joakim Noah Born February 25, 1985 (age 30) New York City, New York Listed height 6 ft 11 in (2.11 m) Listed weight 232 lb (105 kg) Career highlights and awards 2× NBA All-Star (2013–2014) All-NBA First Team (2014) NBA Defensive Player of the Year (2014) 2× NBA All-Defensive First Team (2013–2014) NBA All-Defensive Second Team (2011) J. Walter Kennedy Citizenship Award (2015) 2× NCAA champion (2006, 2007) NCAA Final Four Most Outstanding Player (2006) Consensus second-team All-American (2007) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 551 463 29.7 3.6 7.3 .493 0.0 0.0 .000 3.6 7.3 .494 .493 2.3 3.2 .714 3.3 6.1 9.4 2.9 0.9 1.4 1.8 2.9 9.5 104:Nicolas Batum Born December 14, 1988 (age 26) Lisieux, France Nationality French Listed height 6 ft 8 in (2.03 m) Listed weight 200 lb (91 kg) Career highlights and awards FIBA Europe U-18 Championship MVP (2006) 2× French League Rising Star Award (2007, 2008) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 492 439 30.9 4.0 9.1 .446 1.6 4.3 .364 2.5 4.8 .519 .532 1.7 2.0 .834 1.2 3.9 5.1 3.0 0.9 0.7 1.6 1.9 11.3 132ennis Schroder Born September 15, 1993 (age 22) Braunschweig, Germany Nationality German Listed height 6 ft 1 in (1.85 m) Listed weight 168 lb (76 kg) Career highlights and awards BBL Most Improved Player (2013) BBL Best German Young Player (2013) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 141 16 17.9 3.0 7.2 .418 0.6 1.8 .328 2.5 5.5 .446 .457 1.4 1.8 .794 0.3 1.6 1.9 3.4 0.6 0.0 1.7 1.5 8.0 156: Festus Ezeli Born October 21, 1989 (age 26) Benin City, Nigeria Nationality Nigerian Listed height 6 ft 11 in (2.11 m) Listed weight 255 lb (116 kg) Career highlights and awards NBA champion (2015) Second-team All-SEC (2011) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 141 58 13.9 1.4 2.9 .502 0.0 0.0 1.4 2.9 .502 .502 0.8 1.5 .559 1.7 2.4 4.1 0.4 0.3 1.0 0.8 2.0 3.7 169: Kent Bazemore Born October 21, 1989 (age 26) Born July 1, 1989 (age 26) Kelford, North Carolina Nationality American Listed height 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) Listed weight 201 lb (91 kg) Career highlights and awards First-team All-CAA (2012) Second-team All-CAA (2011) 2× CAA Defensive Player of the Year (2011, 2012) 3× CAA All-Defensive Team (2010–2012) Lefty Driesell Award (2011) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 217 38 13.3 1.8 4.2 .430 0.6 1.6 .354 1.3 2.7 .475 .496 0.8 1.3 .630 0.2 1.8 2.0 1.0 0.6 0.3 0.9 1.3 5.0 192wight Powell Born July 20, 1991 (age 24) Toronto, Ontario Nationality Canadian Listed height 6 ft 11 in (2.11 m) Listed weight 240 lb (109 kg) Career highlights and awards 2x First-team All-Pac-12 (2013–2014) Pac-12 Most Improved Player (2013) NIT champion (2012) Pac-10 All-Freshman team (2011) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 47 0 12.8 2.0 4.0 .503 0.1 0.3 .200 1.9 3.7 .529 .511 1.3 1.8 .711 1.0 2.6 3.6 0.6 0.5 0.4 0.6 1.8 5.3 202: Jordan Hill Born July 27, 1987 (age 28) Newberry, South Carolina Nationality American Listed height 6 ft 10 in (2.08 m) Listed weight 235 lb (107 kg) Career highlights and awards Third-team All-American – TSN (2009) First-team All-Pac-10 (2009) Code: Season G GS MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Career 345 112 18.9 3.3 6.7 .492 0.0 0.1 .143 3.3 6.6 .495 .492 1.3 1.9 .698 2.2 3.7 6.0 0.7 0.4 0.7 1.0 2.2 7.9 239:
