Duplicitous Dongs

Discussion in 'CPL Cricket' started by Captain, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. Captain SSD Dong

    Brought to you by the men who still enjoy penis jokes - KATA & Captain


    1. Sam Robson
    2. James Adams
    3. Murray Goodwin
    4. Sachin Tendulkar
    5. Rohit Sharma
    6. Dinesh Chandimal +
    7. Darren Stevens [5]
    8. Johan van der Wath [3]
    9. Ryan Harris [1]
    10. Chadd Sayers [2]
    11. Malinda Pushpakumara [4]

    12. Yasir Arafat
    13. Morne van Wyk
    14. Baba Apparajith
    15. Janaka Gunaratne
    16. Stephen Cook
    17. Sandeep Sharma
    18. Nayyer Abbas
     
    Last edited: Jun 6, 2014
  2. KickATinAlong IA Ryabovol

    Round 1 - Ryan Harris

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    Round 2 - Dinesh Chandimal

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    Round 3 - Rohit Sharma

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    Round 4 - Chadd Sayers

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    Round 5 - Sachin Tendulkar

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    Round 6 - Johan van der Wath

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    Round 7 - Sam Robson

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    Round 8 - Murray Goodwin

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    Round 9 - Darren Stevens

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    Round 10 - James Adams

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    Round 11 - Malinda Pushpakumara

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    Last edited: Feb 4, 2014
  3. KickATinAlong IA Ryabovol

    Round 12 - Yasir Arafat

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    Round 13 - Morne van Wyk

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    Round 14 - Redhills Narayanaswamy Baba Apparajith

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    Round 15 - Janaka Gunaratne

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    Round 16 - Stephen Cook

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    Round 17 - Sandeep Sharma

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    Last edited: Mar 1, 2014
  4. Himannv LV Himann

    Read this as 'delicious dongs' initially. Rather fitting considering it's you.
     
  5. Cabinet96 OTN Wood

    Harris stealing wankers.
     
  6. Captain SSD Dong

    Misbah stealing masturbators
     
  7. Eds E Ames

    Ryan Harris and Misbah ul-Haq implicated in sexually orientated kidnappings.
     
  8. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Harris is the third best bowler in the world imo but he's a big injury risk. In your place I'd be looking at bowlers with good fitness records to partner him.
     
  9. Captain SSD Dong

    How do injuries work in this sim?
     
  10. Hunter AD Hunt

    Cribb picks the player he dislikes the most and has a random injury generator to decide what their ailment is.
     
  11. Captain SSD Dong

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    "Round 5 assholes? You serious?"
     
  12. Athlai JJD Heads

  13. Captain SSD Dong

    KATA what do you think we should go for next? Spinner? Opener?
     
  14. KickATinAlong IA Ryabovol

    If one of our other 2/3 opener choices were still available I'd almost be inclined to lean that way tbh.

    Would love to have Jimmy Maher on-board.
     
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2014
  15. Captain SSD Dong

    Thoughts on Ajit Agarkar? Opened the batting a few times for Mumbai iirc.
     
  16. KickATinAlong IA Ryabovol

    Quality all-rounder, should definitely be on the short-list.
     
  17. KickATinAlong IA Ryabovol

    need to come up with a logo
     
  18. Athlai JJD Heads

    Two bells midflight with penises as the dongers inside them. Make it happen
     
  19. KickATinAlong IA Ryabovol

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    A potential starting point
     
  20. Athlai JJD Heads

    lol :gun:
     

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