Haha, or the Saders. In a world where we didn't know your hidden secret of registering as an opener you wouldn't be considered one any more than AVA really, other than the fact that you open in one dayers sometimes I guess. Frosty would be considered a more 'real' opener than you despite the fact that he registered as a middle order bat and usually bats 5. You're not really close to being picked -- I'd pick #3s ahead of you to open -- but you were a valid answer to Speirz's question really.
Haven't had a great season, would be surprised if i made the squad, in saying that we do lack Openers.