Attn: Heads of Recruitment

Discussion in 'CricSim Cricket' started by Cribbage, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. Cribbage RG Cribb

    I've just sent out an email about Season 12 starting up, so we may get some returning players.

    All the sides are full except the Stickies, and they don't really seem too bothered about signing those extra couple of bowlers, so if someone comes back or if someone new signs up throughout the rest of the season, you can all go for it. Get these blokes into subforums even if they end up playing Callum-Burkey at first, because otherwise no-one will sign them.

    An exception to this is the Gamblers, who should stop signing cunts now. If Hayes/Harpley/Davis came back I'd grant you an exception but stop signing new cunts and washed up old hacks ffs, you've got enough. Also, HGM is not to approach anyone ever.
     
  2. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Hahahahahaha.
     
  3. Alec AD Funkotron

    Cribb gets a kick out of bullying Emm.
     
  4. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Let him makes his rules, I'm pulling all the strings behind closed doors.
     
  5. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Well if I get any evidence of that - like oh I don't know you plainly admitting it in a thread - then your side will get docked points. You're to stay out of recruitment altogether.
     
  6. Flack SA Flack

    So you mean I shouldn't sign that lucrative deal to move to the Catfish? :(
     
  7. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    I'm tipping that I'll have Cribb himself signed to the Catfish by seasons end.
     
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  8. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    In fairness I've only just been made aware that this is an official rule.
     
  9. Cribbage RG Cribb

    I was actually going to say that he was free to keep recruiting for his imaginary Catfish side if he wanted but I figured that HGM is a shit cunt troll hell bent on causing chaos and pissing me off as much as possible and would therefore probably get a 'genius' idea to somehow use his Catfish recruiting powers to sneakily hint players towards the Allstars in some way. So I didn't.

    I'm pretty serious about this, Emm. If I find out you so much tell a player to talk to Howe about joining then the Allstars will be docked points. And don't bother trying to technically get around what I've said and mount some loophole defence because I'll just dock you points anyway. Not copping your crap anymore.

    The irony of you making a post about me being your bully when all you do all day on CricSim is try to wind me up because you think it's funny that I care too much about certain things is too much to take. You win, I've bitten, it's all very funny, but I'm not going to stand for it anymore so can it.
     
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  10. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    You've got me pegged all wrong but roger that. It's a shame as I'm one of the better recruiters getting around.


    I solemnly swear that from this day forward I won't approach a soul about signing with the stars or any side in a cricsim capacity. Although I think we should re visit the idea of the Catfish entering the competition/my recruitment powers re instated at seasons end.
     
  11. Benny BS Read

    haha I've never noticed Crabb getting wound up by emm in that fashion itstl.
     
  12. Mousey AJ Son

    Same. Allstars subbie I guess.
     
  13. PaulFromOz PF Oz

    Great start to the season.
     
  14. MatthewJay TA Miokovic

  15. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    I reckoned I'd be cockblocked form 2 in every 3 serious/popular threads relating to cricsim competitions and transfers
     
  16. Raide KN Rask

    Allstars should name Emm as HoR.
     
  17. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Honestly if you'd posted this shit an hour ago when I was still really angry you'd have definitely copped an infraction and you're on 19 points. You'd have missed most of Round 1.

    Think before you post you stupid fucking cunt, honestly.
     
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  18. Mousey AJ Son

    Was expecting to see a new thread

    Infraction for Raide: Idiocy or something :(
     
  19. Jager LO Townsend

    Fucking hell Raide.
     
  20. Cribbage RG Cribb

    I actually went to do it, I pressed the infraction button, but then I saw he was on 19. He's been so excited for the season to start for so long that I just couldn't do it to the poor bastard. But FMD.
     

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