Raccoons GK JM_Hughes DF NG_Scott DF DN_Boland DF JE_McGrath DF RDP_Wheelson MF JP_Anraad MF MF_Raccoon MF AM_Raccoon AM L_Popovic AM SJ_Cambridge FW DA_Alessi GK GK_Raccoon DF DF_Raccoon DM DM_Raccoon MF MFA_Raccoon FW FW_Raccoon Gilmore Girls GK O_du_Toit DF DM_Diggler DF JP_Wilkinson DF RS_Yamadera DF ER_Witters DM CJ_Smith MF BG_Herd MF RK_Fittaman MF JR_Denton FW R_Gee FW CJ_Devonshire GK GK_Gilmore DF DF_Gilmore DM DM_Gilmore MF MF_Gilmore FW FW_Gilmore
Code: Min. 2 :(rac) AM_Raccoon threads the through ball to JE_McGrath ... Excellent sliding challenge by RS_Yamadera ... He timed it well Min. 3 :(glg) BG_Herd has the ball on the wing ... He knocks the ball past DA_Alessi! ... He has some space now! ... BG_Herd hits the ball first time! ... He could have let that bounce ... It’s going over! ... It dips dramatically!! ... And JM_Hughes reacts well to tip it over ... CORNER! ... JP_Wilkinson chips the ball into the area! ... NG_Scott reads it ... He clears the danger Min. 8 :(rac) NG_Scott kills the ball dead ... He sees a team mate in space! ... He plays the ball in to him! ... L_Popovic gets on the end of the pass ... An audacious effort from L_Popovic ! ... GOAL !! ... What a great finish ... That’s given Raccoons the advantage! ... Raccoons 1-0 Gilmore Girls ... Min. 8 :(rac) RDP_Wheelson headbutts BG_Herd! ... RED CARD!! ... He's off!! ... FREE KICK! ... What a silly place to give away a free kick ... ER_Witters plays it short to RK_Fittaman ... DN_Boland with the block Min. 8 :(glg) DM_Diggler gets to the by-line ... He sees a team mate in space ... He plays the ball through to JR_Denton ... JR_Denton shoots towards goal ! ... Its sails over! ... He has squandered a golden opportunity Min. 11 :(rac) L_Popovic hits in a shot! ... It hits the defender ... JE_McGrath collects the loose ball! ... JE_McGrath sees O_du_Toit off his line ! ... It hits the bar!! ... But he picks up the rebound ... OHHHHHHHH !! ... He's put it wide Min. 11 :(glg) RK_Fittaman plays a clever one-two with his team mate ... He runs towards goal now ... DA_Alessi is called for the holding foul ... He was a bit too close for comfort ... He had to endure a strong lecture from H_Webb ... FREE KICK! ... H_Webb signals that it is indirect ... CJ_Smith plays it short to BG_Herd ... AM_Raccoon is forced to retreat ... He knocks it back! ... JM_Hughes misses it! ... It creeps just wide! ... CORNER! ... JR_Denton swings it in! ... It is kicked away by MF_Raccoon Min. 16 :(glg) ER_Witters flicks the ball through ... JR_Denton runs onto it! ... AM_Raccoon tugs on his opponent’s shirt!! ... H_Webb has stopped play ... Well spotted by H_Webb! ... YELLOW CARD!! ... He'll be off if he does that again Min. 16 :(glg) JP_Wilkinson is taking a throw in ... He sees a man in space! ... He throws it to CJ_Devonshire ... CJ_Devonshire tries the shot ! ... GOAL !! ... Rifled home! ... But it's been disallowed. The referee spotted something ... That looked an awful decision, the fans boo him Min. 22 :(glg) RK_Fittaman sprints down the wing ... He knocks it past the defender into space! ... He puts in a square ball! ... ER_Witters runs onto it ... He uses a clever change of direction to go past the defender ... ER_Witters breaks clear! ... He tries to take it round JM_Hughes ... He dinks it over JM_Hughes ... It goes over!! Min. 23 :(glg) CJ_Smith whips the ball across to CJ_Devonshire ... CJ_Devonshire sends it flying towards goal! ... It takes a deflection! ... But sails wide! ... CORNER! ... RS_Yamadera plays it into the danger area! ... It comes to JR_Denton ... He gets the shot away ... JM_Hughes is just going to watch it go over! ... It dips dramatically!! ... But goes just over !! ... JM_Hughes looks very relieved! Min. 27 :(glg) RK_Fittaman is out on the left ... He moves the ball right to CJ_Devonshire ... CJ_Devonshire hits the ball first time! ... It hits the bar!! ... But he picks up the rebound ... OHHHHHHHH !! ... He's put it wide Min. 28 :(glg) CJ_Devonshire with an incisive pass to BG_Herd ... BG_Herd from 20 yards ! ... But JM_Hughes just gets his fingers to that one Min. 31 :(glg) R_Gee has space to run with the ball ... JE_McGrath wins the ball with a superb sliding challenge ... It goes out of play ... CORNER! ... RS_Yamadera floats the ball in! ... JR_Denton tries to place the shot! ... It takes a deflection! ... But hits the side netting! ... CORNER! ... R_Gee lofts the ball in! ... The ball comes to RK_Fittaman ... He gets the shot away ... GOAL !! ... JM_Hughes will be disappointed he did not save that! ... Gilmore Girls have squared things up with that goal! ... Raccoons 1-1 Gilmore Girls ... Min. 31 :(rac) L_Popovic finds himself with plenty of time ... O_du_Toit scythes the player down. ... Psycho! ... H_Webb reaches to his pocket! ... YELLOW CARD!! ... FREE KICK! ... Just outside the box! ... DA_Alessi with the delicate chip over the wall ... He couldn't have struck it more sweetly!! ... But it sails past the post !! ... O_du_Toit never had a chance! Min. 33 :(rac) L_Popovic gets to the by-line ... He sees a team mate in space ... He plays the ball through to AM_Raccoon ... AM_Raccoon goes for the top corner ! ... O_du_Toit with an amazing dive to the bottom left ... How he got to that one I don't know ! ... CORNER! ... SJ_Cambridge hits it towards the far post! ... JP_Wilkinson belts it clear Min. 36 :(rac) JP_Anraad brings the ball into the opposing area ... SJ_Cambridge makes himself available ... ER_Witters is forced to retreat ... He knocks it back! ... O_du_Toit misses it! ... It creeps just wide! ... CORNER! ... SJ_Cambridge plays it into the danger area! ... MF_Raccoon makes a firm connection with his head ... O_du_Toit just watches it fly safely wide! Min. 37 :(rac) DN_Boland takes control of the loose ball ... He plays the ball across to DA_Alessi ... BG_Herd with the tackle Min. 38 :(rac) SJ_Cambridge finds a hole in the defence ... But he loses control of it ... RS_Yamadera belts it clear Min. 40 :(rac) DA_Alessi with the dribble ... He skips through the tackle from ER_Witters ... From long range DA_Alessi bends the ball towards goal! ... But it puts it well wide Min. 41 :(rac) MF_Raccoon with a glorious long pass to JE_McGrath ... RS_Yamadera with a nasty foul ... I don't think he meant anything other than trying to get the ball ... He's warned for that one ... Anymore like that and he will find himself in the book Min. 43 :(REF) The 4th referee signals that there are 3 minutes of time to be added on Min. 47 :(glg) JR_Denton is out on the right ... He moves the ball left to R_Gee ... R_Gee tries to beat JM_Hughes! ... It takes a deflection! ... But flies wide of the post! ... CORNER! ... RK_Fittaman plays it into the danger area! ... R_Gee makes a firm connection with his head ... GOAL !! ... Was that a smile we saw on his manager’s face? ... Gilmore Girls go ahead in this match now! ... Raccoons 1-2 Gilmore Girls ... Min. 48 :(rac) SJ_Cambridge takes advantage of a defensive mistake ... Can he make them pay? ... RS_Yamadera takes out the attacker ... He looked to have fouled him there Min. 48 :(rac) JE_McGrath looks up for support for support ... He spots his team mate making a run now ... He plays it across to his team mate and runs forward now! ... MF_Raccoon receives the pass and heads towards the goal ... BG_Herd body checks his opponent!! ... That’s a careless challenge!! ************* HALF TIME **************** Half Time Score: Raccoons 1-2 Gilmore Girls Min. 48 :(glg) JR_Denton moves out over to the edge of the pitch ... He plays the ball through to BG_Herd ... JP_Anraad with a reckless challenge ... He could be off here! ... H_Webb reaches to his pocket! ... He jots down his name! ... YELLOW CARD!! ... I think he deserved that! Min. 50 :(rac) L_Popovic knocks it past RS_Yamadera and runs onto it ... He leaves the defender standing ... JP_Wilkinson with an ugly foul ... H_Webb will want to speak to him ... H_Webb gave him a strong warning Min. 51 :(glg) BG_Herd with an inch perfect pass to R_Gee ... R_Gee sends it flying towards goal! ... JM_Hughes can't get to it! ... OH! It has gone just over the bar! ... JM_Hughes makes a cocky smile ... Did he know that was going over? Min. 54 :(rac) MF_Raccoon beats CJ_Smith ... He muscled him off the ball ... CJ_Smith with a deliberate foul ... That was a deliberate act that deserves punishment ... YELLOW CARD!! Min. 55 :(glg) CJ_Devonshire sidesteps DN_Boland ... That was too easy ... But he stands on the ball and falls over!! ... L_Popovic picks up the loose ball and clears the danger Min. 58 :(rac) DA_Alessi sidesteps JR_Denton ... He's been running his marker ragged all game ... RS_Yamadera knocks the ball back to O_du_Toit ... Ohhhh no!! ... It’s gone past O_du_Toit! ... And just creeps wide!! ... CORNER! ... JE_McGrath hits it into the box! ... JP_Wilkinson clears the corner Min. 58 :(glg) RK_Fittaman with a smart pass to CJ_Devonshire ... From long range CJ_Devonshire bends the ball towards goal! ... JM_Hughes is beaten! ... It hits the bar!! ... GOAL !! ... Superb finish! ... Raccoons 1-3 Gilmore Girls ... Min. 60 :(rac) AM_Raccoon looks around for some movement ... His team mate makes an overlapping run now! ... He hits the ball to DA_Alessi ... Wonderful sliding challenge by DM_Diggler Min. 60 :(glg) RK_Fittaman with a superb first touch ... He sees a team mate making a run! ... He plays the ball across to him! ... CJ_Devonshire gets on the end of the pass ... A powerful header from CJ_Devonshire ! ... It looks good ... JM_Hughes just watches it drift out of play! Min. 62 :(glg) A defence splitting pass from BG_Herd to JR_Denton ... JR_Denton is clean through, he is one on one with JM_Hughes ... He nutmegs JM_Hughes ... It goes wide!! Min. 63 :(rac) JE_McGrath knocks it past the defender and runs onto it ... He showed great skill and pace there ... JE_McGrath launches himself head first to connect with the low cross! ... The net bulges! ... OH!! He has hit the side netting ... Goal kick given Min. 64 :(rac) DA_Alessi drives it forward to MF_Raccoon ... MF_Raccoon chases it through, he must score ! ... But he's missed it! ... He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo Min. 64 :(glg) ER_Witters sidesteps JE_McGrath ... He was too quick for his marker ... ER_Witters goes for goal ! ... It hits off a defender! ... JM_Hughes is wrong footed! ... It drifts just wide! ... CORNER! ... Swung in by R_Gee ... JM_Hughes catches it! Min. 65 :(glg) BG_Herd controls the ball with a deft piece of skill ... He plays the ball out to the left! ... CJ_Devonshire gets onto the end of the pass! ... CJ_Devonshire with the 40 yard drive ! ... GOAL !! ... Superb strike! ... His team mates join him in a celebration ... They dance around his shirt in delight!! ... Raccoons 1-4 Gilmore Girls ... Min. 65 :(rac) DA_Alessi runs forward ... JP_Wilkinson fouls badly ... I don't think he meant anything other than trying to get the ball ... H_Webb calls him over ... H_Webb tells him he has had enough warnings ... YELLOW CARD!! Min. 66 :(glg) RS_Yamadera looks up for support for support ... He spots his team mate making a run now ... He plays it across to his team mate and runs forward now! ... ER_Witters receives the pass and heads towards the goal ... ER_Witters with the goal bound shot! ... JM_Hughes with a fantastic point blank save ... He shows why he is the number 1 Min. 68 :(rac) JE_McGrath miskicks! ... He finds DA_Alessi though ... That was fortunate ... BG_Herd reads him well and hoofs it clear Min. 68 :(glg) RK_Fittaman gets the ball on the wing ... He cuts inside the defender! ... He has some space now! ... RK_Fittaman rifles it at the goal ! ... It hits the bar!! ... But he beats the defender to the rebound ... OHHHHHHHH !! ... He's put it wide Min. 69 :(rac) JE_McGrath runs at the heart of the defence ... Excellent sliding challenge by ER_Witters ... He timed it well Min. 70 :(glg) BG_Herd turns past the defender ... He has created space for himself now ... BG_Herd with a powerful header ! ... But he somehow misses ... He can't be happy with that effort Min. 71 :(glg) RK_Fittaman beats his marker ... That was a quick burst of pace to set him free ... JP_Anraad seizes control of the ball ... He hoists it forward Min. 73 :(rac) AM_Raccoon sidesteps his marker ... That was too easy ... AM_Raccoon with a stunning strike ! ... Saved by O_du_Toit Min. 74 :(rac) JE_McGrath with a reverse pass to SJ_Cambridge ... JP_Wilkinson pulls on his shirt ... He wins the ball ... The defender got away with the foul there! Min. 74 :(glg) BG_Herd finds his way through ... His quick turn fooled JE_McGrath ... NG_Scott with a nasty foul ... That looked malicious ... H_Webb reaches to his pocket! ... YELLOW CARD!! ... FREE KICK ... It is deep inside there own half ... RS_Yamadera passes to R_Gee ... R_Gee hits a curling shot! ... JM_Hughes parries it, he follows it up ... He fires it over!! Min. 74 :(glg) R_Gee beats DN_Boland ... He muscled him off the ball ... R_Gee from 20 yards ! ... The shot slips through JM_Hughes's hands ... GOAL !! ... What a terrible mistake ... Raccoons 1-5 Gilmore Girls ... Min. 76 :(rac) SJ_Cambridge with a neat pass into DN_Boland ... DN_Boland attempts to nutmeg O_du_Toit! ... He couldn't have hit that shot much better!! ... GOAL !! ... Right into the top corner! ... Gilmore Girls must have put the brakes on! ... Raccoons 2-5 Gilmore Girls ... Min. 76 :(glg) CJ_Devonshire picks up a loose ball ... Good sliding challenge from L_Popovic ... It goes out of play ... CORNER! ... JR_Denton hits it towards the far post! ... NG_Scott wins the ball ... And he heads it away Min. 79 :(glg) JR_Denton has the ball on the wing ... He takes it past JE_McGrath ... He knocks it to BG_Herd! ... BG_Herd with a blistering shot ! ... OOOOHHHHH!!!! ... It's wide! ... That was a dismal effort! ... He should have buried that! Min. 80 :(glg) CJ_Devonshire with a probing through ball RS_Yamadera ... RS_Yamadera with the spectacular bicycle kick! ... JM_Hughes manages to turn it behind Min. 81 :(glg) The ball goes loose! ... CJ_Devonshire gains possesion and thinks about the shot ... An audacious effort from CJ_Devonshire ! ... But the ball goes harmlessly wide Min. 83 :(rac) DA_Alessi retreats under pressure ... He hoofs the ball up field ... SJ_Cambridge gets on the end of it ... But he steps on the ball and falls over! ... ER_Witters hits it out for a throw Min. 83 :(glg) RS_Yamadera drives the ball across field ... It comes to R_Gee ... R_Gee curls the ball in on goal ! ... But it goes wide of the post Min. 88 :(REF) The board goes up indicating that there are 2 minutes of time to be added on Min. 90 :(rac) L_Popovic has the ball on the wing ... He knocks the ball past JP_Wilkinson ... He puts in NG_Scott! ... The defence has gone to sleep ... NG_Scott is all alone ... O_du_Toit comes towards him ... He dinks it over O_du_Toit ... It goes wide!! Min. 91 :(rac) DA_Alessi with the mazy run ... How he got through those defenders I don't know ... He sets himself up for the shot ... DA_Alessi sees O_du_Toit off his line ! ... It hits off a defender! ... O_du_Toit is wrong footed! ... It drifts just wide! ... CORNER! ... NG_Scott chips the ball in towards the far post! ... SJ_Cambridge gets on the end of it ... The net bulges! ... OH!! He has hit the side netting ... Goal kick given ************* FULL TIME ****************
Match Stats Code: Match Details ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raccoons Match Info ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best player : L_Popovic Scorers : L_Popovic (8), DN_Boland (76) Sent Off : RDP_Wheelson (8) Booked : AM_Raccoon (16), JP_Anraad (48), NG_Scott (74) Injured : N/A ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gilmore Girls Match Info ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best player : RK_Fittaman (Man of the Match) Scorers : RK_Fittaman (31), R_Gee (47,74), CJ_Devonshire (58,65) Sent Off : N/A Booked : O_du_Toit (31), CJ_Smith (54), JP_Wilkinson (65) Injured : N/A ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Match Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raccoons | Gilmore Girls Attempts on Goal : 13 | 27 Off target : 9 | 17 On target : 4 | 10 Possession : 39 | 61 Corners : 4 | 8 Red Cards : 1 | 0 Yellow Cards : 3 | 3 Subs Used : 0 | 0 Fouls : 18 | 17 Key Tackles : 6 | 11 Key Passes : 14 | 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Final Score : Raccoons 2 - 5 Gilmore Girls -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Player Stats Code: Player Statistics - Raccoons Name Pos Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red ------------------------------------------------------ JM_Hughes GK 95 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 NG_Scott DF 95 0 2 1 1 1 0 1 0 DN_Boland DF 95 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 JE_McGrath DF 95 0 1 2 0 2 0 0 0 RDP_Wheelson DF 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 JP_Anraad MF 95 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 MF_Raccoon MF 95 0 1 1 0 2 0 0 0 AM_Raccoon MF 95 0 1 2 0 2 0 1 0 L_Popovic AM 95 0 2 3 0 1 1 0 0 SJ_Cambridge AM 95 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 DA_Alessi FW 95 0 0 2 0 3 0 0 0 Player Statistics - Gilmore Girls Name Pos Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red ------------------------------------------------------ O_du_Toit GK 95 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 DM_Diggler DF 95 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 JP_Wilkinson DF 95 0 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 RS_Yamadera DF 95 0 4 2 0 1 0 0 0 ER_Witters DF 95 0 3 1 0 3 0 0 0 CJ_Smith DM 95 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 BG_Herd MF 95 0 2 4 1 4 0 0 0 RK_Fittaman MF 95 0 0 4 2 2 1 0 0 JR_Denton MF 95 0 0 3 0 4 0 0 0 R_Gee FW 95 0 0 0 1 6 2 0 0 CJ_Devonshire FW 95 0 0 2 0 7 2 0 0
Player Ratings Code: Raccoons JM_Hughes 4 NG_Scott 7 DN_Boland 7 JE_McGrath 6 RDP_Wheelson 2 JP_Anraad 5 MF_Raccoon 6 AM_Raccoon 7 L_Popovic 8 SJ_Cambridge 7 DA_Alessi 6 Gilmore Girls O_du_Toit 5 DM_Diggler 5 JP_Wilkinson 6 RS_Yamadera 8 ER_Witters 7 CJ_Smith 5 BG_Herd 9 RK_Fittaman 10 JR_Denton 7 R_Gee 10 CJ_Devonshire 10
Ronald deserves a -1 there. It'll look good on his shelf alongside the -1 he collected in the Cnuts/Einherjar game.
Still wanna play in goals?? Also Reagan has now cost the Einherjar a game, then left the Raccoons a man down for almost a whole game. I want to punch him.
Time for a matchfixing investigation into the behaviour of Reagan Wheelson. Does anyone have the number for Sir Paul Condom?