RWC: Post why your team will be shit

Discussion in 'Rugby Union Discussion' started by Howe, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. Howe JHF Howe

    • One of our starters is a man named Geoff
    • We imported a classy centre with pace, hands and vision from rugby league and then picked a flanker ahead of him
    • Jasmes Haskell gets sin binned #4theepicbantz in crucial knockout game
    • We don't have specialist wingers apart from Johnny May
    • Johnny May
     
  2. BigDougy DG Dafter

    We will bend under the home nation pressure.
     
  3. BoyBlunder BOY Blunder

    We're English and never live up to our own hype (03 aside)
     
  4. The Boy Brumby ZJ Brumby

    -Mike Brown misplaces his Anadin
    -Chris Robshaw's tongue gets too big for his mouth to contain anymore and starts to impede his vision
    -The Youngs' family farm finally runs out of cow's arses for Tom to attempt to hit with his banjo
    -Stuart Lancaster's tactics become so conservative David Cameron takes out an injunction for breach of copyright
     
  5. Mariner CL Warrington

    Hookers can't throw
    Only three current Tigers in squad
    Johnny may couldn't run in a straight line even if you put him in one of those never ending corridors like in Doctor Who
    Everyone likes getting carded and fouling
    Ben Morgan will punch someone in the face
     
  6. BigDougy DG Dafter

    Deffo for the carding and fouling. They just can't help themselves.
     
  7. Callum CJ Laing

    Scotland
     
  8. Tartmaster AJ James

    Because the play rugby :ninja:
     
  9. MrPrez CM Dyer

    because nz exists
    because we cant even beat argentina reliably
     
  10. Hurricane JD Hurricane

    Basically we will fail if we don't give our two locks plenty of rest in the pool games. This means starting some flankers at lock against Namibia.
     
  11. Alex AJ O'Driscoll

    Quade Cooper is a massive liability, we don't have a set and steady halves pairing, not enough leaguies in the team, scrum will collapse against England etc.
     
  12. Notsure SM Green

    Obviously for us things could fall apart if a hooker gets injured. We only have two in the squad and Cheika has taken a huge gamble.
     
  13. Howe JHF Howe

    come on down Faz
     
  14. Mariner CL Warrington

    I claim my prize of sadness and disappointment
     
  15. Benny BS Read

    because playing NRL >>>>>playing super rugby - Folau is an outlier
     
  16. Alex AJ O'Driscoll

    Well I couldn't have been more wrong about the scrums
     
  17. Alex AJ O'Driscoll

    I'm more of an NRL fan than a Rugby fan but seeing blokes like Izzy and Sam play in front of a full house full of singing and atmosphere, being watched around the world - I can see why other leaguies would like to play rugby.
     
  18. Fiery GR Smith

    Sam Burgess would rather be playing league now I'm sure. As everyone would prefer he was. Worst decision he ever made to switch codes.
     
    Last edited: Oct 4, 2015
  19. Madness B Morganpola

    There were some good predictions here!! English selection conservatism, fouling and yellow cards

    Apart from Alex and his mockers on the Aussie scrum
     
  20. Alec AD Funkotron

    If absolute numpties like Tomane and Cross could do well in Union, why couldn't Burger?
     

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